Blogilon Five.

As you can see from my user stats, this is not my first blog. In fact I can't remember how many times I deleted my own blog. The first time I put in too much time making little hyperlinks. The second time I was planning on putting lots of drawings so that I didn't have to write much. Which I eventually found no time to draw. The third... this is starting to sound like that lame backstory that gave Babylon 5 its magic number.

Ah well. In all its previous incarnations, I had wanted to make a blog that I wouldn't regret writing when I read it as an old man, far in the future.

Unfortunately, that sort of blog sucks. If I can't even stay awake typing content-intensive, carefully-worded PC entries, how can you stay awake reading them? I was a frickin' idiot.

So now you get to read only the worst I have to offer, my friend.

Lucky bastard.